Author and previous CD at Martin Agency turned freelancer, Kathy Hepinstall, participated in a Master Class in San Francisco and published a report on her blog that we feature here today.
1. There are two kinds of internet denizens: the natives and the tourists. If you are a native, you probably don’t need Hyper Island. That’s like a native-born Spanish speaker taking immersion Spanish, or Bill O’Reilly taking Douche 101.
2. If you are in the marketing business, you need a “digital footprint.” That means at least be on Twitter and Facebook. Because if you don’t have a network, “you don’t exist.” Oprah may beg to differ but Oprah’s not hiring you, either.
3. Africa is ahead of us in mobile technology use. We are still #1 when it comes to wasting paper.
4. When the seminar is run by Swedes, expect to sit in hard chairs. (but they did give us pillows. They’re not a heartless race.).
5. It used to be charming for a creative in advertising to be a technophobe. Not so anymore so climb out of the tar pit, Dino.
6. A creative’s portfolio in traditional media is Confederate money and this is 1866.
7. “Play” on the internet is important, especially when you are “playing” to preserve your professional life and the paycheck you bring home to your shivering family.
8. There’s not an age problem only a curiosity problem. (my note: Unless you are over 30. Then you have a problem.)
9. The power is in the customer’s hands. Maybe we should have treated him better.
10. “The Internet will f— with you.” (courtesy of Mark, a speaker who ran around with bare feet and subsequently was laid low by a virus that wiped him out for the rest of the seminar)
11. Frustrations are good. (Unless it’s the frustration Hyper Island feels when our $4,000 check bounces.)
12. You can’t impose strategy on technology, or an analogue process on a digital reality.
13. Everyone has an “invisible posse” thanks to your digital “friends” which may or may not be your friends in the old analogue sense of the world ie if you are close to death and surrounded by wolves or need help moving a mattress.
14. Most people in the world will never own a computer. They will interconnect with the digital world on their cell phones. Even in places where there is no electricity, people use their cellphones.
15. Fail cheap, fail harder, fail more often. No, not that hard, failure.
16. Now companies must create and nurture relationships with “Brand Associates.”
17. The spew of internet information is actually a “river.” And you can come in whenever you want and dip information out of it. You can also sunbathe topless beside the river if you live in Sweden.
18. Apps are the starting point for a changing pattern of communication. Compass and gps change the game even more – growing importance of location-based services.
19. .15 – average click rate of a banner ad. Banner ads are uncool, like a golfer’s pants.
20. Don’t be a slave to “the big idea.” Think about what is the engagement factor? What is the locus of passion? For example; A box of chocolates. Are people going to get more excited about getting a new flavor or of preventing their favorite flavor from being discontinued.
21. Something about hashtags. Whatever.
22. If you have read this list, it is already obsolete. Sorry, Grandpa from “Walton’s Mountain.” The internet will f— with you.
Kathy (email) has a site and also a brilliant blog that her mother has yet to find out about.